The Amazing And Trivial French Getaway

I had watched some travel TV last night and it was giving me some ideas. If you think bookstores are great, then you are absolutely right. I assumed that something there would be of some value to me. I ran into my ex girlfriend. I thought that I could have some interesting things to say about the matter. She said things were going wonderfully. I asked what she’d been doing. She informed me that she’d just returned from the best trip ever. I wanted the name of the place. She said she went on some caravan holidays in France. Then a thought struck me. I would follow in her footsteps. I looked at some of the travel magazines. All of them were fabulous. I could smell the aroma of them. I couldn’t keep my eyes off them. Some were all about Europe. I wondered why everybody was involved in such conspiracy to promote France. I never would have been able to understand this. I wanted to find some of the best magazines, and read them in a place far away. I wondered why in the world I hadn’t discovered this before. I decided to become French myself. I gazed in my vicinity. Two girls were sitting behind me. I asked them if they wanted to go with me. They said sure. We leave first thing in the morning. It will be the best trip ever. I hope you want to go to France too. You can’t find French people anywhere else.